last night was las vegas night, and i told myself that i was gonna have a good time since this is the only party that this school can actually throw, and thus did. i also reminded myself that i have an amazing tolerance. like amazing. we're not gonna discuss how many shots i had, but lets just say it was more than 4, and that i didnt take them out of a little bitch shot glass. ah, and i also had some other yummy drinks that involved 151 some rum and a little umbrella, those were some yummy drinks.

anywho, we did some pre-partying and some pre-pre-partying, and by the time i got to the "event" i was feeling pretty damn good. i wore the green naked dress, and that was fun bc everyone else was in like black and red and i was in green. and half naked. so i'll give some highlights of the night:

1. watching ev fall while walking down the firescape.
2. ummm getting to the pre-party already in the fuzzy state
3. running away from the sober group with drunk ev
4. jumping on brent's back bc my feet hurt too damn much
5. watching brent dry hump anna....that was just hillarious
6. watching various desperate women hit on brent
7. ahh the bisexual moment with anna...i couldnt stop laughing
8. watching brent dry hump anna some more, and feeling like i shouldnt be watching
9. being too drunk to gamble, but still trying to
10. running into my first yrs and watching them get hit on by drunken umass boys
11. dancing with a puerto rican from amherst and being retarded while dancing to abba
12. jumping on brent's back in a dress
13. having some random guy grab my ass while i was on brent's back and me watching him do it
14. watching ppl have sex on the dance floor
15. random cars stopping on the walk home and having them yell random things at us
16. watching anna walk like a gimp
17. watching ms.vembu dance with drunk men while sober
18. pushing alcohol on anna and yara who have no tolerance
19. getting to my dorm and being sober
20. the satisfaction of having actually attended a dr.pepper party